Humorous Epitaphs

"Reader --if cash thou art in want of any,
Dig four feet deep and find a Penny."
Epitaph of John Penny, Wimborne, England.


"Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake,
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake."
Gravestone near Uniontown, Pa.

"Here lies John Yeast,
Pardon me for not rising."
Cemetary in Ruidoso, N.M.

"I Told You I Was Sick"
Cemetary in Key West, Fla.

"Here lies Lester Moore,
Four slugs from a forty-four.
No Les,
No Moore."
Boothill Cemetery, Tombstone Ariz.