Oscar Wilde, on his death bed, “My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death; one or the other of us has got to go.”
Murderer James French, “How’s this for a headline? ‘French Fries!’”
Voltair, when asked by a priest to renounce Satan, "Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
James Rodgers, when asked his final request before facing the firing squard, "Why, yes -- a bulletproof vest."
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